Wacky Banter Designs

Welcome to Wacky Banter Designs, where bold ideas jump in headfirst and come out soaked in personality!

From witty one-liners to meaningful mantras, we turn words and ideas into high-quality custom designs you can stitch, wear, or stick just about anywhere.

We specialise in custom sew-on patches, car bumper stickers, T-shirts, and hoodies, all designed and produced with care, colour, and character.

Whether it’s something playful, empowering, or a bit bonkers, we love bringing your vision to life.

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Open Water Swimming Patches

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Open Water Swimming Passion

While we love to create for everyone, our hearts belong to the water. Many of our designs are made for open water swimmers: the brave, the chilly, the joyful, and the community-minded. From wild swimming slogans to club patches and post-dip humour, we know the culture, the camaraderie, and the cold-water courage.

So whether you’re fresh from the lake, gearing up for the next swim, or just bursting with an idea that deserves to exist, you’re in the right place. Dive in, dream it up, and let’s make something unforgettable together.

Bumper Stickers, Patches and Tops

Cold Water Warrior

Cold Water Warrior

Cold Water Warrior

£5.00 GBP
£5.00 GBP
T-Shirt Collection

T-Shirt Collection

Now you can wear your favourite saying with our Wacky Banter T-Shirts.... 

T-Shirt Collection